John Q. Public: Hey Dr. Quasi Science, I’ve got some questions for you.
Dr. Quasi: Well, ask away.
John: If evolution is true, why are there still monkeys?
Dr. Quasi: Well, due to evolution the monkeys evolved along a different path than homospapiens.
John: Then why are the monkeys the same now as they appear in the fossil record?
Dr. Quasi: Evolution takes her time, and we just haven’t seen any changes since the time that evolution put monkeys and man on different paths.
John: If evolution is true, why are there two different sexes in many creatures and in some they are asexual or hermaphrodites?
Dr. Quasi: Oh silly man, that is simply because evolution did what was best for the survival of the species.
John: If that is true, did the desire to have sex evolve first, or the ability?
Dr. Quasi: Oh you poor ignorant man, they both evolved at the same time.
John: Hmm… that sounds very improbable especially considering all of the species that reproduce by having sex. They would have all had to evolve the ability, and the desire, and the sexes, along with all of the complex physiological and neurological modifications that went along with sex.
John: If we could observe evolution happening, that would help your cause, but we can’t.
Dr. Quasi: Well, just because you can’t see it, or observe it directly doesn’t mean it isn’t at work. You poor backwards soul.
John: Well doc, I think you have a god called Evolution, who requires nothing of you other than to just be a brute and reproduce at any cost. Your god has no morals, and doesn’t care about what you do. Your god neither loves you or hates you. Matter of fact, the god you’ve described doesn’t care about you at all. You choose to substitute a god that you’ve made up that you like better. You like your imaginary god because you hate the true and living God.
Dr. Quasi: There is no God. You are ignoring scientific fact! Evolution is true. You just won’t acknowledge all of the proof. You’d rather remain ignorant.
John: Wow, that sounds familiar…
“Romans 1:18-32 (NASB) 18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, 19 because that which is known about God is evident within them; for God made it evident to them. 20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse. 21 For even though they knew God, they did not honor Him as God or give thanks, but they became futile in their speculations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22 Professing to be wise, they became fools, 23 and exchanged the glory of the incorruptible God for an image in the form of corruptible man and of birds and four-footed animals and crawling creatures.
24 Therefore God gave them over in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, so that their bodies would be dishonored among them. 25 For they exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
26 For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, 27 and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error.
28 And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper, 29 being filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malice; they are gossips, 30 slanderers, haters of God, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, 31 without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving, unmerciful; 32 and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them.”
Cartoon is from Answers in Genesis, and the video is from Living Waters.